from this month's issue of Vanity Fair (thanks jojo for my subscription!) I'm a fan of Maher although sometimes hes past vulgar and ridiculous, his answers are pretty clever and funny! I always respect his honesty...most of the time.Proust Questionnaire: Bill Maher What is your idea of perfect happiness?
being in love while organizing my closetWhat is your greatest fear?
waking up after a sleepover at John Water's house and finding my sleeping bag isn't zipped up the same way as when I passed out. or "President Palin." What is your great extravagance?
Hope.What is your current state of mind?
cautiously pessimisticWhat do you consider the most overrated virtue?
sobrietyOn what occasion do you lie? to advance my personal agenda.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
based on your caricature on the left: everything this was his answer in the article but the picture shown above is not the caricature from the article.What is the quality you most like in a woman?
proximityWhich words or phrases do you most overuse?
"its an honor just to be nominated"When and where were you happiest?
right now, here with you. let's not ruin it by talkingWhich talent would you most like to have?
the ability to bullshitIf you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my desperate need to be likedWhat do you consider your greatest achievement?
staying on the air What is your most treasured possession?
my freedomWhat do you regard as the lowest depth of misery
? thinking of the right thing to say - later.What do you most value in your friends
? non-disclosure What historical figure do you most identify with
? Paul Revere Who is your favorite hero of fiction
? Jesus of NazarethWhat is it that you most dislike
? Hypocrisy, animal cruelty, and yams. What is your greatest regret
? its a tie between muttonchop sideburns and believing Judith miller. Honorable mention: Lehman Brothers - thanks a lot, assholes. How would you like to die?
surrounded by my enemies, holding a grenade.What is your motto?
"Religion is bad, drugs are good." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Proust Questionnaire: Modern HippieWhat is your idea of perfect happiness?
success in love, work and familyWhat is your greatest fear?
being shot and killed for a gang initiation, what a horrible way to go.
What is your great extravagance?
optimismWhat is your current state of mind?
hopefulWhat do you consider the most overrated virtue?
impartiality; there is no such no thing we will always be partial to an argument we will always have a smidgen of bias On what occasion do you lie? when the truth will only cause problems
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
currently? my prednisone induced chubby cheeks. What is the quality you most like in a man?
his music selectionWhich words or phrases do you most overuse? "
I'm not a fan of..."When and where were you happiest?
I prefer to think that time is in my future (not that I didn't have happy memories in my past I just don't like to dwell on the past, whats the point on dreaming of yesterday?)Which talent would you most like to have?
something musical; singing, playing piano or guitarIf you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
probably appearance related because otherwise I'm pretty happy with who I am, I know I have my negative aspects but I wouldn't want to change them. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
my education; doing running start and now getting my bachelors degree in 3 years! What is your most treasured possession?
Oliver.What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
being hungry on prednisone and not being able to eat or not having anything to eatWhat do you most value in your friends?
honesty and humorWhat historical figure do you most identify with?
Obama. he may not be considered a historical figure yet (probably because hes still alive) but he is definitely already writing history books so i'm picking him. Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
fiction? i don't do much with fiction i prefer real people... What is it that you most dislike?
mushrooms, olives, Obama-haters and spam emailWhat is your greatest regret?
I honestly do not believe in regret. its another "whats the point?" ideal, you cant go back in time and change anything so you might as well spend that time fixing what you are regretting...How would you like to die?
either of lupus or of old age, just seems logical. What is your motto?
i can't think of one right now but I certainly don't share Maher's motto... :) Share your Proust Questionnaire :)